Fresh Prince (Berättelsen om mitt ursprung)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called… oh, wait. Wrong story!

F.R.A.N.K here, my human friends! Today the mighty Angry Demon Studios (the people that actually made me) and the pretty cool folks at Wired Productions (the people that help you here about me) released the biographical Hollywood movie of the year! Yep, you can now watch a feature film all about meeeeeee! oh, and Gori plus Ch1p. Best of all, instead of casting Denzel Washington to play your loveable hoverboard, I stepped up and acted in a role that is sure to get a nod at the Oscars! Watch the maybe not feature film but 100% awesome trailer below:

Stolen straight from the propaganda press release, read below for the official blurb and all the details you’ll need to know before playing Gori: Cuddly Carnage in early 2024! If Gori could talk, I’m pretty sure he’d tell you how excited he is, but he’s a cat, so don’t get your hopes up. Oh – sign up the mailer at the bottom of this post – we maybe, probably, 1000% are working on a pretty fricking awsome new demo that you could be playing first later this year!

CUTE OR DIE

Humanity has been destroyed – and it’s up to Gori, along with his deadly but wise-cracking sentient hoverboard, F.R.A.N.K, and morose A.I companion, CH1-P, to slay the evil Adorable Army with lethal combos.

Drivna av en omättlig efterfrågan skapade "Cool-Toys Inc." "Ultra Pets". De ultimata följeslagarna som aldrig hungrar, aldrig behöver toalettpauser och är okänsliga för tidens tand. Ingen kunde ana vilken mutation som skulle förvandla dessa perfekta husdjur till skruvade leksaker direkt från dina mardrömmar, fast beslutna att utplåna mänskligheten.

Master explosive weaponry and devastating combos in an epic battle to prevent the Adorable Army from conquering the galaxy, and rescue Professor Y, their missing creator and only human who showed Gori and his friends love. Push your combat and platforming skills to the limits as you fight your way through twisted landscapes filled with environmental hazards, razor-sharp adult humour and a bone-crunching, pulse-pounding soundtrack.

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